Series Z · Pre-revenue · Post-shame
The world's leading platform for professional accountability deflection.
Whatever broke, it wasn't you. Our enterprise-grade blame engine generates contextual,
plausible-adjacent excuses tailored to your specific incident — at scale.
SOC 2 compliant in spirit
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Zero-shame architecture
"Saved my career." — Engineer who deleted prod
"It blamed Mercury. The board accepted it." — VP Engineering
"My PIP was reversed." — Anonymous staff engineer
"Better than therapy." — Sole DevOps engineer
"The intern took the fall." — Senior architect
"Worth every cent we paid (zero)." — CTO
"Saved my career." — Engineer who deleted prod
"It blamed Mercury. The board accepted it." — VP Engineering
"My PIP was reversed." — Anonymous staff engineer
"Better than therapy." — Sole DevOps engineer
"The intern took the fall." — Senior architect
"Worth every cent we paid (zero)." — CTO